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I had a fantastic anniversary trip to Playa del Carmen with my dear husband of 15 years.  Sadly, the sun did not melt my cellulite like butter - as I had hoped.  It did, however, melt my brain.  I am now fairly certain that I left large puddley portions of it floating in the pool.

I totally spaced including my May 20th show on my "Where's Wendy?" calendar.  We are performing at 7:30 p.m. at Curious Comedy Theater - the home of many other Time Out! shows.  Our May theme is "Mom-Xiety:  It's Not Your Mother's Angst."  Did my mom worry that we wouldn't understand her sense of humor? Did my mom worry that one of us would become a pole-dancer?  Did my mom have geniune concerns about losing her mind in a pool in Mexico? Only one way for you to find out. Come see the show.

If you can't make the Thursday night performance, cuz its a school night, come check out the show at Rave in the Nave at the Christ United Methodist Church in Cedar Mill on Saturday, May22nd.  I'm excited to be performing in my own hood.  Hope some of y'all can make it to that show. 

Until then - anyone wanna get together and combine our collection of partial mom-brains to make a complete one?

So many things to discuss with this topic. The weird transformation from toothless to one tooth to toothless to braces.  If you are my child, why are you taller than me?
How it is possible that your kids get older when you don't.

What will we talk about?  Join the Time Out! Moms this Friday March 12th at Curious Comedy Theatre 5225 NE MLK Blvd. at 8 p.m. to find out.

If you have children or have ever been a child, this show is for you.

tix avaiable at www.curiouscomedy.org